by Peter J.Simms
My long standing love-affair with the XK-120 Jaguars
is no secret to the people I know well. Hardly a month
passes that I don't get a phone call from somebody
that jotted down the license number of a "coupe"
seen on Yonge Street or has knowledgeable of a friend
of a friend with a pair of spare headlight-reflectors
or bumpers around kicking in his basement. Needless
to say I don't discourage this for no matter what
parts I've got, or need, (or don't need), I'm always
interested in buying this and that just in case this
gets stolen or that gets smashed.
It really doesn't matter how many 120's I see either,
for as an enthusiast I can never resist looking at
a newly discovered one. Despite their seeming sameness
to the casual observer, to me, each one has its own
characteristics which set it apart from all the rest.
Sometimes I think I'd like to own every one of them
in the world just to ensure they have a good home
and get proper treatment. But for this feeling, the
Jaguar you see on the cover of this issue of the "Reflector"
might have gone to the happy-highway-in-the-sky, by
the way of the wrecker's yard.
It's second lease of life on life started with a
phone call I received one dismal Friday afternoon
in December 1964. "It's Sam" said the voice
at the other end of the line. "I just had to
call you right away. This friend of mine, Gus, who's
been restoring his 120 Roadster has suddenley been
transferred to Timmins and he's got to get rid of
it by tomorrow morning. He's terribly upset about
it and you're the first person I thought of."
Poor chap!
Could I help?
Well, I could look at it and maybe find a buyer for
it, but nobody was to get any crazy notions that I
would under any circumstances buy it for myself. I
already had two and a third would be just too much,
to which Sam, agreed unquestionably. Unfortunately,
he knew my weakness and I had forgotten he also has
a soft spot for 120's. Perhaps I should explain that
Sam is one of these poor devils who was unscated from
a Roadster by a wedding ring. Since then I had the
feeling that the more 120's I acquire, the better
it makers him feel.
Anyway, that evening found a small group of us trying
to gain entrance to a crumbling garage behind a house
on Dufferin Street. Unfortunately, Gus, the owner
of the car inside, had lost the keys to the massive
padlock, which left is but one alternative, cut it
off. Luckily there was a hardware store nearby and
so after purchasing a a hacksaw and two blades we
began hacking away. Five minutes later, with dogs
barking furiously all around us we removed the padlock
and dragged open the sagging doors.
I'd like to tell you I was enthralled and overjoyed
at what I saw, unfortunately "horrified"
would better describe my feelings. There perched drunkenly
on for oil drums were the bare bones of what had been
a magnificent car. I had already been told that the
car had been "stripped", but I think that
"gutted" would have been a truer description.
Obviously these were not the remains of somebody's
fair-weather-highway-car for besides a shattered racing-screen,
bumpers were missing, upholstery was gone, seats were
ripped and stained with oil and to top it off it had
been badly damaged by fire. That burnt toast around
the engine compartment (where the engine no longer
sat) was all that was left of the wiring.
This reduced everyone to silence except for the odd
little cough and meaningless grunt. What had promised
to be an interesting evening was rapidly turning into
an embarrassing and uncomfortable situation; how do
you tell a guy he has the worst looking mess in the
way of a car you've ever seen in your life.
Rather than being trapped into comment we all began
looking around the garage, our flashlights playing
on the walls and floors (anywhere but on the beast
in the middle!)
"I see you have a work bench in the back",
said a voice,
"It looks like its piled high with boxes",
said another,
"Genuine Jaguar spares boxes", said I,
"but they're all empty of course?"
Greedy hands reached out (mine),
"Here's a surprise: six new inlet valves"
"And what's in this one? Why, a set of piston
rings!"
Voice from another corner: "I think I've found
a crankshaft!"
A babble of voices: "Valve guides! - cam shafts!
- bearings! - Smiths instruments!"
And so it went on, everything ideal for the coupe
planned to restore the following summer, and then
some!
This was certainly something worth talking about
and do rejuvenated group made its way to the local
tavern to discuss the matter. Of course the car wasn't
not much was it, why I might even consider buying
them for myself!
"Have another drink old chap and just how much
were you thinking of asking for them?"
i had to fight back the desire to bellow loudly when
he answered, "Do you think $75 for everything
would be too much?" Thirty seconds later the
contents of the garage were mine.
At this point i had to restrain my urge to rush away
and fondle my new purchases. One thing i had to do
though, secure everything for the night, so back once
more to the hardware store and on with a new padlock.
Feeling like a kid on Christmas Day, I was back at
the garage by nine o’clock the next morning.
Unfortunately in my haste I had forgotten the keys
to my new padlock, so here I was sawing away again
in the midst howling dogs that finally succeeded in
rousing the landlady who came grumbling out of the
cold to question me. Why she couldn't have come out
the night before when Gus was with I’ll never
know. Anyway, I finally succeeded in convincing her
that I did not have evil intentions after which she
left muttering under her breath.
Once inside the garage I saw that daylight did nothing
to enhance the appearance of the monster that greeted
me. I learned one thing though, guys that race cars,
hand-paint them with big thick brushes. What looked
like molasses the night before was actually black
paint.
After thirty minutes of playing and fooling with the
parts, I loaded what pieces I could onto my car and
left in search of a small truck. I should mention
I bought yet another padlock! That night found everything
that I could move in secured in my own garage, but
the problem of how to dispose of what was still at
Dufferin Street remained. The landlady had made it
quite clear she wanted that ‘thing’ out
of there.
By the beginning of the following week, after completing
my inventory, I realised that I had almost a whole
car. By the middle of the week I was determined that
no wrecker would get my wreck and by the end of the
week I had convinced one of our club members, Eric
Daly, that he should help me move what was left on
the following Saturday morning . . . Yes, I had decided
to restore it.
Saturday morning came and after fussing and fuming
for two hours with jacks and tires and tubes and wheels,
the tattered XK-120 shell finally lumbered out onto
the street joined to an almost-as-old Buick by a somewhat
make shift and dubious looking tow-bar.
Our first attempts at negotiating a turn indicated
we were in for trouble. Without the engine to weight
it down, the front of the 120 leered through the Buick's
rear window, threatening to go any way but follow
us. There was only one thing to do, some poor devil
had to straddle the floor boardless frame of the 120
and steer. I won’t say Eric insisted on doing
it, but I was driving the tow car and he did say he’d
give me all the help he could, so back he went and
climbed aboard.
Apart from the gapes and leering smirks of passers-by,
everything went fine until we got the intersections
of Dufferin and St Clair. There, as we rounded the
corner, the hooting and hollering of the local urchins
was so overpowering I was forced to roll up my windows
and drown it out. Only when we were out of earshot
did I dare look in the rearview mirror. The pugnacious
look on the face of the large red-faced figure straddling
the frame told me I had better stop and change placed
with him, or risk losing a friend. This incidentally
is the closest that Eric has ever come to driving
a real sports car.
And so the restoration project started. Most people
that restore cars start I presume, by stripping something
down. I had to start by building something up. I had
already decided what I would tackle, what I
would not tackle, and what I might tackle.
Rebuilding the engine was thing I would not attempt
so I carted everything off to a local garage with
the understanding that it would be ready in "a
couple of months". This was on January 15th.
On July 27th I got my engine back after weeks of nasty
threats and counter threats. Funnily enough, cost
was never the bone of contention, just time. There’ll
be a contract with penalty clauses if I ever had an
engine rebuilt again!
In the meantime I had decided the safe test way to
tackles the front-suspension and steering would be
total replacement. I had long discovered I cannot
distinguish badly-worn parts from those with wear
left in them. I have since discovered that people
in the business can't always tell either. After one
solid week-end dismantling everything in the front
end, I needed up with dirty pile of nuts, bolts, ball-joints,
tie-rods and rubber rotted bushings. Fine, all I had
to do now was sort them, count them and list them.
This sounded easy until I realised that I didn’t
know what everything was. You can’t ask for
"eight bits of rubber shaped liked top hats or
two brass things that look like saucers". There
was only one solution. Get a parts manual. This I
did with little trouble and what a valuable purchase
it turned out to be! Not only was I able to describe
everything and give part numbers, but where something
unidentifiable was missing from the car, the parts
manual was sure to describe it.
And so, with my list of front-end pieces typed neatly
and described properly with part numbers I approached
a local jaguar dealer. This was a nasty experience.
One would have thought I was asking the clerk behind
the counter to give them to me. This one attempt so
upset me it made me determined to buy nothing locally;
instead I purchased everything directly from England
through a company called "FarFly Enterprise"’.
They are an excellent outfit who specialize in parts
and will go to great lengths to locate hard-to-get
items for you. For those who may be interested you
can write to tem at the following address: 25 Scafell
Close, Nod Rise, Coventry, England. They are as British
as "Roast-Beef-and-Yorkshire-pudding" and
are rather fun to deal with. The chap who does all
the corresponding is one Trevor R. Scott-Worthington,
How British can you get?).
Shortly after I had the engine back in the car and
the front end rebuilt, when I was starting to wonder
how I would tackle the body work. or who I would hire
to tackle it, I met Wilf Lardner. For those of you
that don’t know him let me explain that Wilf
is a body man by trade who owns two XK120’S.
For me, the perfect combination! Wilf worked on my
car, I imported parts for Wilf. What I couldn’t
buy in the way of body sections he made by hand turning
out pieces superior to the original factory issue.
By the spring of 1967, I was really starting to feel
the car was nearing completion. The body was finished
(bar the painting) the frame had been sanded and painted,
the wiring was 90% done and the steering was rebuilt
as were the front and rear suspensions. All that remained
were the upholstering, chrome plating, windshield,
top, and the fiddly-things like fender welding and
trunk rubber. I foolishly underestimated the time
these things would take and almost missed the Concours
as a result.
During the summer, Wilf laid several coats of lacquer
on the body. This was all done without experiencing
any problems with sticking dust. This is the one advantage
of using lacquer. Had we tried the same thing with
enamel, we would have run into problems. Unfortunately,
despite our efforts there was something missing, a
certain depth and quality that is hard to define but
is conspicouous by its absence. Here was a problem
that clearly called for professional painters or I
would end up with something less than the best and
diminish the overall effects of my efforts. So after
getting several prices around town the car ended up
at "Lonsdale, – Garage". For slightly
more money than other shops were quoting they redid
the car in enamel giving me a finish that evoked lavish
praise ever since. Now I had that certain something
that was missing before.
By the time Concours-day was one week away I had every
remaining job listed and allotted to a specific evening
and for a specific number of hours. The first evening
saw me going to bed at 4 a.m. convinced I had had
bad luck. The second evening saw me just completing
what I had allotted for the first evening and retiring
at 3 a.m. which meant I just had to take the rest
of the week off-work and give up part of my vacation.
The next morning I started out full of confidence
to install the interior upholstery. This was one job
that I felt sure that I could handle since I had already
re-covered the seats and was satisfied with the results.
I quickly learned, however, that hammering tacks into
something that’s removable is quite different
to laying on your back hammering tacks into confined
spaces where you can’t even see. By the afternoon
I was convinced that I had bitten off my than I could
chew and was ready to throw in the towel. My main
problem was keeping everything in place while I used
my two hands to hold and bash tacks. Then the thought
struck me - - "Contact Cement - glue first, tack
later".
The first piece I glued held so well I questioned
the need for tacks at all, I was running out of time
and all I really wanted it to do was to hold on to
Concours day; so, without further hesitation I decided
to work entirely with contact cement. It proved successful,
for not one tack was needed, and the surprising thing
is that it’s still holding today, five months
later.
Unfortunately my problems didn’t stop here.
One frustration followed another, and when Friday
morning came I was still well behind schedule. All
that day I sweated and cursed stopping only for short
intervals to eat a quick sandwich. By 7:30 a.m. the
following morning after working all through the
night I discovered to my horror that the door on the
driver's side would not shut. In adjusting the striker
plates I had omitted to allow sufficient space for
the door panel. To correct it would have meant crawling
back under the car and removing an awkward splash
pan - - there just wasn’t enough time left,
the door would have to stay open! At 9 a.m. my wind-shield-wiper-motor
broke down just as bright eyed (fully rested) friends
started dropping by. When they learned that I was
thinking of giving up, they took over the washing
and polishing chores, chiding me that I was really
scared of losing to the 54 Corvette. It was this I
think that made me condescend to go, just to show
what a really good sport I really am. And do
clutching one door surreptitiously with my hands I
set off for the "Inn-on-the-Park" and Judgement
day.
Once there I was glad I hadn’t quit and was
too tired to care how many points I would lost. After
going through the judging line (still clutching my
door) I realized I had been more critical of, my work
than was necessary. What I had thought to be glaring
flaws nobody else seemed to notice. I think this the
a state you must reach with prolonged contact, for
weeks later I coulln't even find the imperfections
that had so bothered me that day (excluding the door
that wouldn't shut).
And so ends my Roadster story. I am now rushing furiously
around buying parts for my coupe, the same one I was
planning to restore when I got that phone call back
in 1964.
NO MORE PHONE CALLS PLEASE!
P.S
P.J. SImms